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Joke of the Day
"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."
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"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."
"There r three things i hate Pessimism. Hypocrisy. And the world."
"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."
"One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children"
"What is a terrorists favourite dessert? Ice is"
"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."