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Joke of the Day
"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."
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"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."
"Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they take everything literally."
"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg."
"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."
"I made up a good one. Why do so many white people do meth? Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*"