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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"
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"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."
"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."
"Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store"
"There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch."
"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"
"[Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"