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Joke of the Day
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"
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"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"
"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
"I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket"
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"