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Joke of the Day
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"
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"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"
"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"
"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."
"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money i make Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."