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Joke of the Day
"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."
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"4 out of 5 dentists agree: Dentist #5 is a real asshole."
"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."
"How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator."
"Knock knock... A: Knock, knock! B: Who's there? A: The Interrupting Cow. B: The Interrupt-- A: MOOOOOOOO!!"
"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."
"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."
"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"
"How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting."