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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds There are twenty of them"
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"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."
"Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns."
"The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."
"What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."
"I went to a restaurant with my wife last night and ordered the Hippo soup. I'm still not sure what I'm going to order for myself."
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."
"My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well."