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Joke of the Day

"I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket"

"What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to? Deceased"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"

"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"

"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"

"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers."