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Joke of the Day

"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs."

"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"

"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"

"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"

"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"

"Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other ""do you have to do that right now?"""

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."