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Joke of the Day

"What do bullets and I have in common? We don't miss Harambe."

"Had a date last night, but I don't kiss and tell. So I'll tell you all about it."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!"

"I'm bad at misleading people Not"

"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."

"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."

"This just in. My fingers."

"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"

"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"