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Joke of the Day

"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"

"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."

"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"

"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."

"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"

"""Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!"" - the Abdominal Snowman"

"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"