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Joke of the Day

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers Sick bastards"

"Granny knot, surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot. I can't do them, but my headphones sure fucking can."

"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."

"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."

"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"

"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season."

"What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up? ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""