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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"
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"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."
"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."
"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."
"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"
"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."
"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."
"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."
"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."