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Joke of the Day

"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"

"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."

"Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium"

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."