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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"

"What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!"

"Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob."

"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."

"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""

"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."

"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"

"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."

"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"

"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."