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Joke of the Day

"Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done"

"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"

"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"

"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."

"What did the right pussy lip tell the left pussy lip? We used to be tight"

"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"

"What's the quietest element? A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon."