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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."
"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"Diary June 28 1954 So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this. June 30 1954 I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok"
"I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that."
"I hate it when my girlfriend tells me she's about to come I have shitty cellphone reception."
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"