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Joke of the Day
"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."
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"Why do lesbians always win against journalists? Scissors beats paper."
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."
"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."
"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."
"NSFW - What's the worst thing to hear.... What's the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."