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Joke of the Day
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
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"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"
"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."
"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"Why do Americans write ""color"" instead of ""colour""? Because fuck ""u"", that's why."
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"
"A Priest, rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar And orders a drink"