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Joke of the Day
"This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken. Next year's the year of the dog."
Next Joke
"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."
"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."
"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."
"Are we done? Can we go? -A memoir."
"[angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you"
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
"I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her ""honey"".....:)"