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Joke of the Day
"I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her ""honey"".....:)"
Next Joke
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderware."
"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""
"Mechanic Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars? They say he gets very exhausted."
"Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat It could be really hot or stone cold."
"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root Beer and 2 scoops of ice cream!"
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"
"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."