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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."
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"Why did the mission control operator tell the astronauts not to eat any food? She saw some off-nom telemetry."
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."
"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."
"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"What's a balloon's least favorite music? Pop."
"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."
"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."