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Joke of the Day

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"

"Come on Fred I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me let them come and get me!"

"I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong. Marriage is fun."

"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"

"What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel."

"*gets in the bus* *Brings out earphones* *untangles* *arrives*"

"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"

"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."