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Joke of the Day
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
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"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"
"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"
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"[family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock"
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."