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Joke of the Day

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"

"Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says ""open wide"" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date"

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."

"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"

"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."""

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."

"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""

"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"

"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""