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Joke of the Day
"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."
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"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."
"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"
"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"
"I wish my lawn were a depressed emo so it would just cut itself."
"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"
"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."
"I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ""Blacks"" and ""Mexicans"" were NOT the correct answers."
"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""