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Joke of the Day

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"

"I eat a lot of grapes. I'm basically a wino with no patience."

"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."

"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"

"They say dad's a transvestite. -Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite! -Son, your mom's in the kitchen."

"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"

"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"

"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."