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Joke of the Day
"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"
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"I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King."
"Finally figured out why even smart people fall for click bait..."
"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"
"Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. Me: And you have a cute face. Drinks?"
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""
"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."
"I broke up with a tin of paint this week. I'm feeling pretty emulsional. (CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)"
"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"