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Joke of the Day
"Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats."
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"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAILURE? donald trump"
"Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit."
"ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days"
"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"
"Why do asians squint all the time? Because nukes are so bright"
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"
"Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye? No, I said it was Breezy."