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Joke of the Day

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"

"I bet phone booths are disappearing because they don't want us escaping the Matrix."

"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."

"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."

"No more ""if you're bf stops playing his game to text you..."" If your girlfriend understands to give texting a rest when you're playing video games, marry her."

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"