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Joke of the Day

"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."

"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"

"[taking baby's shoes off & examining the soles] ""Oh look, completely clean. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."""

"I can kayak Canoe?"

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."