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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"
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"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""
"I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!"
"Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you."
"I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other."
"I woke up with a raging hard on.... I called my wife over and told her to fix my clock. She said ""that doesn't look like a clock."" I responded, ""if you put a face and 2 hands on it it does."""
"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."