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Joke of the Day

"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"

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"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"
"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."
"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"
"Lets try it once A husband asks his wife to try anal...she says, Ohhhh that reminds me with the school days."
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"The milk is so good its Legendary"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"
"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"
"What's a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
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