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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"
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"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"
"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"
"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."
"A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."