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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"
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"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."
"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"
"[whole foods] WHITE GIRL: excus me do u hav pumpkin EMPLOYEE: (hands her a pumpkin) here WHITE GIRL: no no no. PUMPKIN. its a type of spice"
"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."
"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."
"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."
"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"