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Joke of the Day
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"
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"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."
"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."
"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."
"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"
"What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!"
"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*"
"My parents are so strict.. they yelled at me cause i only got a B on my bloodtest."
"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."