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Joke of the Day
"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."
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"What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips."
"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"
"Never trust someone that wears colored contacts. They've already lied to you."
"Leprosy joke What did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? Keep the tip."
"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. ... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you're gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel."
"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite sex position? On camera. Credit to this week's episode of *The Soup*."
"Math class is like a penis... Its long and hard, unless you're asian!"
"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."