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Joke of the Day

"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."

"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."

"ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL -Dr. Dolittle"

"oh i'd definitely choose flight over invisibility. i'd fly everywhere! to the living room, the bedroom. back to the living room. everywhere"

"Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable."

"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"

"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."

"Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign ..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term"