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Joke of the Day
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
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"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."
"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"
"How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb."
"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."
"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."
"""You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why."" - Magazines"
"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."