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Joke of the Day
"96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when I can get my next nap in."
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"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
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"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."
"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."
"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."
"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"