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Joke of the Day
"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
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"What kind of book does an Irish cultist read? The Leprenomichaun."
"#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon"
"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."
"What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!"
"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"Why are gay people so fashionable? Because they spend so long in the closet."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."
"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"