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Joke of the Day
"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
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"To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space."
"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."
"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""
"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"The first woman on the moon. ""Houston we have a problem."" What? ""nevermind"" What's the problem?? ""nothing"" Please tell us!? ""You know what the problem is."""
"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"
"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."