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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who masturbate 2. Fucking Liars"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women Cinnamon roasted, french pressed, with bit of sugar, and I'll add my own cream."
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."
"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."
"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."
"Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they smack my bishop"
"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."