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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I have about a month left. So I stabbed him. The judge gave me ten to fifteen years. Crisis averted."

"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."

"Abraham Lincoln is in a cent until proven guilty."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"

"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"

"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"