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Joke of the Day

"Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch? Husband: 4: 7: Me: Well... 7: It really could have been any of us. 4: (licks couch)"

"How would you call Hitler if he was a musician ? DJ Nocide."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"

"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""

"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""

"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."

"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."