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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One stops and asks the other, ""Does this taste funny?"""
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"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
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"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."
"It's rude to ask someone to courtesy flush, so I always offer them an ass mint instead. I'm a gentleman."