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Joke of the Day
"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."
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"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"
"One day a boy was answering all the questions right in class.... Girl: Wow, what a fucking nerd Teacher: Be nice, he might be your boss one day Boy: Nah, I don't ever plan on being a pimp"
"When I have to put on one of those thick leather weightlifter belts to take a shit, I know it's time to eat a vegetable."
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"""If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?"" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs."
"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"
"Why do thugs play basketball? Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal."
"There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove."
"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."