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Joke of the Day

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it"

"A man walks up to god and asks him, ""Are you a ladies man?"" God replies: ""I'm a soul man."""

"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""

"My daughter made the carpet hot lava and I'm afraid I'll be late for work now."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"

"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"