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Joke of the Day
"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"
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"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"
"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""
"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend"
"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."
"[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight K: Its chips & salsa M: Aaand? *stabs chip w/ fork*"
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"