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Joke of the Day
"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."
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"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""
"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."
"What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist? Two syllables."
"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."
"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"