165795

Joke of the Day

"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"

"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"

"Jail is a prison term. And that was a prison sentence"

"What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes"

"What do you call a dad that raps? (x-post from r/dadjokes) A hip pop. Happy fathers day!"

"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."

"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with double D breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."