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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Ill tell you tomorow."
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"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."
"Saw a Mexican lady driving around with a ""Jesus"" bumper sticker. Can't tell if she loves Jesus or is really supportive of her husband."
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."
"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"
"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."
"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"
"You're riding the crest of a slump?"
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"